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2019

27

May

Renee Zellweger Spreads her Legs for Town and Country of the Day

I don’t do nearly enough posts on Renee Zellweger…..I mean…for a fucking reason…the reason being that she’s Renee Zellweger. One of the creepiest faces in Hollywood – bet known for being Bridget Jones….your favorite series you queer…the love interest in Jerry Maguire….and who the fuck cares what else she’s creepy….

She’s also old, at 50 years old….and in some Fancy High Society magazine spreading her legs, not quite enough spreading for my liking, I can’t see her 50 year old asshole that I am sure has seen a lot of action….

I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Renee Zellweger enough to put her in a magazine, even with her face modification procedures that have made her more human-like, she’s still weird..but she now has has eyes…and looks less like the alien inbred that was….

I was never clear on how she got cast for anything…..how she became a leading lady….is just confusing…but here are some pics of her for you weirdos…

I guess she’s got a new show that she’s promoting…that’s how these actors work…

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2014

21

Oct

Renee Zellweger’s Face of the Day

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I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was….

I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask…

So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.

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2010

17

Nov

Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

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Renee Zellewger may have serious cameltoe, or she’s wearing a diaper, or she just has some serious pussy lips that can’t be tamed because her pussy is as Alien as her fucking face….but whatever is going on, she’s making it clear that not all pussy is created equal….

Sure, we all have different pussy expectations – wants and needs – but I can tell that this pussy is definitely not top notch by any standards..if pussy had a socio-economic standings, it would not be in the Royal Family, or a Rothschild, or a Rockafellar…this pussy would not own banks and run secret societies that control the world economy…it would be homeless on the street convulsing and choking on its own vomit caused by needle sharing hepatitis…It wouldn’t be on the Forbes rich list in the top 3, I’m talking somewhere between Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg…cuz this pussy is not pro, it’s a monster….

But then again it is safe to say that this pussy isn’t pussy at all and that Renee Zellewger doesn’t have serious cameltoe, but that she does have a fucking dick.

And the good news is that at least no dude has ever jerked off to her ever…I know this for a fact, meaning this penis revelation doesn’t make any of you as gay as I think you are….

Here are the pics…

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2010

23

Apr

Renee Zellweger is Not Human of the Day

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It is always a mystery to me when I see ugly women trying to be sexy. It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like do they not own fucking mirrors in their house, or are they just that delusional that they think it’s okay to not leave their house wearing a fucking mask….but instead wear some sheer bullshit like she’s got a pussy we would want to fuck…but not as big of a mystery as the fact this monster gets fucking jobs in the entertainment industry, and I’m not talking jobs playing they weird inbred neighbor, or the alien coming to eat our babies, but as a leading lady and there’s really something wrong with that…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Not Human|Renee Zellweger

2009

22

Dec

Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why I am doing this to myself. I fucking hate Renee Zellweger. I make a serious effort to avoid every movie she is in because she looks like some kind of cartoon character or monster. She is disgusting looking and I am convinced that she is not human and that she either was designed (badly) or created in a lab (badly) to steal the soul of the people watching her in movies using her little freaky eyes…

Here she is getting an unhuman amount of coffee because she is unhuman and she did it wearing sunglasses because she doesn’t want the public catching onto her…let’s just hope she’s just a prototype, so when the government goes back to the drawing board to reissue this model, they fix her fuckin’ face and give her a fucking ass, unless I am wrong and just overtaken by the whole Avatar marketing blitz, and she’s not a robot or alien or monster but just fucking ugly, in which case, this post is only 98% truth and here are the picture proof…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

19

Aug

Renee Zellweger Makin’ Her Booty Pop of the Day

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Renee Zellweger has a scary monster face. I’m not sure if bitch went to her plastic surgeon and told him she wants to look like a dinosaur or a halloween mask on a regular basis cuz it will give her comepetitive advantage in her career, or if this is just the way she was born, because this kinds of genetic confusion happens, especially if the parents are related, but at least she’s makin’ an effort to pop her booty to distract us like so many ugly girls have done before her. That slut.

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2007

28

Mar

I am – Renee Zellweger Knows She's Ugly and Plays Football To Prove It of the Day

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I had this genius idea about ugly chicks being great for your self confidence because they love the way anyone fucks them so if you get with one, you’ll hear about how you changed her ugly fucking life even if you have no penis, they just like to get hugged and feel another person’s touch on their lonely body…but I forgot the whole joke behind the post and realized that you can’t even land ugly chicks and if you could you’d be all up in that shit just to drop the virgin tattoo on your forehead that you don’t think anyone can see…but we can…Anyway, what I was trying to say is that fucking an ugly chick never boosts self esteem because having to fuck an ugly chick to get the positive feedback from the ugly chick is usually a low fucking point, even if you get to cum in her ass, that you have to live with forever and the damage done to yourself by banging her is NEVER outweighed by the great feedback you get when she’s outside your window calling your name, begging for you to be inside her again, at 4 am, waking up all your fucking neighbors.

That said, Renee Zellweger is an ugly chick and has been from before she won an Academ Award for Legally Blond or whatever the fuck she was in and that’s the point of this post. I guess for her sake I hope that football hits her in her ugly chick face so that they have to operate and when they do let’s hope they give her some fucking eyes because she is scaring me.

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2007

28

Mar

I am – Renee Zellweger Knows She’s Ugly and Plays Football To Prove It of the Day

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I had this genius idea about ugly chicks being great for your self confidence because they love the way anyone fucks them so if you get with one, you’ll hear about how you changed her ugly fucking life even if you have no penis, they just like to get hugged and feel another person’s touch on their lonely body…but I forgot the whole joke behind the post and realized that you can’t even land ugly chicks and if you could you’d be all up in that shit just to drop the virgin tattoo on your forehead that you don’t think anyone can see…but we can…Anyway, what I was trying to say is that fucking an ugly chick never boosts self esteem because having to fuck an ugly chick to get the positive feedback from the ugly chick is usually a low fucking point, even if you get to cum in her ass, that you have to live with forever and the damage done to yourself by banging her is NEVER outweighed by the great feedback you get when she’s outside your window calling your name, begging for you to be inside her again, at 4 am, waking up all your fucking neighbors.

That said, Renee Zellweger is an ugly chick and has been from before she won an Academ Award for Legally Blond or whatever the fuck she was in and that’s the point of this post. I guess for her sake I hope that football hits her in her ugly chick face so that they have to operate and when they do let’s hope they give her some fucking eyes because she is scaring me.

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