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2010

07

Jun

Marisa Miller’s Tits at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

I hate stupid award shows. Mainly because I am never allowed at them…which puts a huge damper on me ever producing my own pictures and videos…..seriously I have spent 6 years applying for press passes to every low level and top level event in Hollywood and I have been rejected every single year…which almost pisses me off because I see substantially shittier sites get access, but then I remember that the substantially shittier sites play the bullshit suck up safe for work game that advertisers and event producers feel comfortable allowing in, because friendly sucking up is a lot better than anything I do and it’s just another example on how the world doesn’t like fun…but instead like boring, obvious shit…like Marisa Miller showing off some cleavage…we get it cunt…you’re a bikini model…you have big fake tits that look good enough to get you paid big fucking money…but maybe you should step it up a little and walk around with your pussy exposed…that’s what we really want to see…take it to the next level you aging, boring, all american, hot bodied cliche which I guess isn’t a cliche cuz hot bodies make me forget obvious stunts…I am a pervert and that’s how we work…

Pics via Bauer

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2 Responses

  1. Bob Smith says:

    Marissa Miller is like a cleaned up version of Jessica Simpson.

    She lacks the man-forehead like Jessica has, and she doesn’t have the sloppy body.

    *That said*

    Based on John Mayer’s description of her in bed, I think Jessica goes the extra mile to please.

  2. cowbulls says:

    As much as I like to look at Marissa, I would trade a little looks to have a wild woman in the rack. I’d take Stacy Kiebler and have both.

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