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2010

07

Jun

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Teen Body of the Day

We all know what happens to teenage bodies when they turn 20. They start to widen and sag in all the wrong places and what was once an ass or even tits you could chip a tooth on because they were so solid and intact become a pile of mush you can lose your hand it. Then they hit 30 and things get worse. Pussy gets dryer and saggier because of the damage slutty break up months between relationships and possible kids and hormone levels dipping, hips get wider and pretty much all sex appeal is gone….So I appreciate what Miley is doing…she’s embraced her young body and figures she might as well use it to make some money, get some attention and we can thank the execs at Disney and their private meetings for instilling these morals and strong understanding of how to play this game….tits get fucking hits…and so does sucking off the right people or givng people something to jerk off to….

The reality in all this is she’s 17 so it isn’t that bad…just a few months away from legal and when I was 17 I was fucking and that was 2 decades ago….before internet and over-sexed media…so it’s safe to say this bitch has been there, has done that and is ready for more, which makes what is to come quite exciting…despite her weird lookin’ face.

A weird looking face I am willing to ignore for tickets to a Miley concert…cuz teenage sluts make for good entertainment…

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