I may hate fat chicks, but I love me some fat thighs. Actually, I don’t…but what the fuck do you expect with pictures of Britney Spears in shorts, you know since she’s sloppy as fuck and has been the last 5 years. I know people like to say that all girls have cellulite, and that it’s just a hormonal thing women have cuz they need the extra fat to support a healthy pregnancy or some bullshit that fat chicks invented, cuz I know I’ve seen my fair share of bitches with eating disorders, who I like to think have their values in place, and their skin never falls off the fuckin’ bone like the meat on some slow cooked ribs…and maybe that’s the missing link to why black dudes like fat chicks…cuz it reminds them of their chicken and ribs….and black dudes love their BBQ…and apparently so does Britney Spears.

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