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2010

06

Sep

Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS….

I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life…

Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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2 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would lick that seat…clean.

    Bitch can do no wrong in my eyes.

  2. Powny says:

    Yeah right, I actually know a couple of very hot women that ride. And ride well ya fat fucking mexicali cunt canadian. Damn…. Three strikes Fat Canadian and Mexican.

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