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2016

01

Jul

Keira Knightly Tame for Madame Figaro of the DAy

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Keira Knightly never really bothered me, but then again never really impressed me. She was just sort of there. She was skinny, had a pretty face, and she didn’t rage or do anything scandalous or interesting, but she existed, she’s made money, she’s got fame, she’s probably considered A-List, but I can’t remember any movie she’s in, I can’t remember ever seeing her nude in any of these movies, I can’t remember whether she’s won any oscars and I’m forced to google her to find out, if I cared enough, when really I’m just posting these pics for the one pic of her stomach…and figure anyone who wants to see them will be into Keira Knightly and wont’ need my opinion on whether she’s relevant…like any stripper or sugar baby or hooker you ask that question “what do you do for work” to…the answer will be a variation of “look at my bank account, your opinion don’t matter motherfucker”…and they are right..it doesn’t but I’ll still judge….

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2010

06

Sep

Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS….

I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life…

Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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