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2010

14

Sep

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures of the Day

Heidi Montag is not hot. I don’t care what anyone says, or how many times they call me gay for saying that there’s really nothing special to her. She’s got a shitty looking face, she’s got a decent at best body, and the only good thing about her are a couple tits she bought and anyone with 10,000 dollars could have. Not to mention, her low level attempts to get media attention, her fake husband and possibly fake sex tape that I am sure will be a real sex tape soon enough, because let’s face it, seeing her fuck post surgery, is hardly like seeing her fuck at all, cuz Hollywood ate her up, spat her out, and turned her into a monster that is barely human…and definitely not who she was before….and I think people need to really just flick the off switch on her…cuz she will go away and all her annoying cries for attention ignored….will make the world a better place…

Here she is in some staged bullshit bikini grabbing her tits…cuz that’s all she has going for her…and even that is hardly interesting…but at least she’s a pussy in a bikini…cuz that’s good enough for me.


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6 Responses

  1. beavis says:

    Remember in Big Trouble in Little China, there were these three Chinese badasses who worked for the old Chinese man, and they were all like killer kung fu masters who could throw lightning around like it was nothing. Two of them were kinda scrawny but one of them was really beefy and muscular. Heidi looks like that guy kinda, in the face.

  2. Bob Smith says:

    That’s a man’s face on her.

  3. Expletive:BMP says:

    as the burrito says, she’s cunnie and we’re mostly horny, so enjoy, even though she looks rather mannish.

  4. Drunken Pig says:

    WTF, are those skin grafts on her stomach and legs??..this bitch is fucking crazy..although in my worldly journey most women are!!

  5. cowbulls says:

    I see a woman trying desperately to build herself into a sexual play toy. I like her before all the surgery but applaud her efforts. I also think there are some barely used holes just waiting to provide sexual pleasure to many men. I wish I was one of them.

  6. hitman912 says:

    Should change her name to Plain Jane. Plastic surgery can make her tits big, give her an ass, make her look skinny, but it will not make her face any more pretty. I saw about 50 girls at Target today who looked better than her. Sad.

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