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2010

04

Oct

Russell Simmons and Some Young Bitches in Bikini of the Day

Russell Simmons’ adult lisp could be the reason he gets girls, you know since women like to be with adults who sound 3, but who more importantly have big tongues to fuck their pussies with….but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with money and power in the music industry…cuz all girls are fucking power hungry, money grubbing whores…and if I was him, I’d be doing the same fucking thing…taking in all the attention to make up for all the assholes who laughed at me for talking like a 3 year old growing up….it’s one of those revenge is bittersweet kinda things….cuz hot young pussy in bikini hanging off you like you’re a god is always a pretty good sign you’ve made it…and that is why the closest thing I have to hot young pussy in a bikini hanging off me is a fat, 50 year old who morbidly obese and pretty much bed bound…..if you know what I mean….if you dont it’s that I suck at life…thanks for making me spell it out fucker..

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4 Responses

  1. Expletive:BMP says:

    Russell Simmons is rich enough to have a very expensive house, and to maintain his ex-wife’s ridiculous life style. So he’s making doe from their clothing line, and from royalties paid to him by Def Jam, which is probably in the tens of millions. Which means his modest four hundred million dollar value not only steadily grows, but he’s able to mock about with proper cunny bits. Now they may just be skanky junglas cheesy cunny flaying rubbish narfs, but it’s all in the cumming.

    So Russell is a Don and I’m jealous of his means by which. Lemme clarify: I’m not jealous because he has cash to fuck about with awesome cunny bunnies, or because he can show off to millions of people, or even that he’s living in a ridiculous house. I’m jealous of the fucker because he has the means to purchase a massive house in the northern hemisphere, where it’s forever cold, to be left the fuck alone, and to read as many books, and to meditate, like a proper hermit.

  2. Bob Smith says:

    Who the hell is russel simmons and how does he give young chippies to give it up to him?

  3. You skank says:

    Gee, he’s with white girls- what a shock

  4. mike says:

    Dam! Who are those two girls? They had some perfect ass!!!