Here are some pictures to remind you that behind all major Hip Hop, even the most hardcore gangster shit you think is straight from the fucking intercity projects, is a very very rich old Jewish man. Gangster.
I know this isn’t real news, but the entertainment industry always makes me laugh. It is run by a handful of people and repackaged over and over again that we think the moguls are in charge, when really they are just bitches working for someone else, and we should have known better cuz everyone knows anyone with an Adult Lisp couldn’t have done it on his own.
Now, I’m not a billionaire but if I was, I would insist the pussy I hang with, especially pussy I know is only with me cuz of my money, cuz growing up with an adult lisp, I never got laid and that’s the whole reason I decided to start my business that made me the man I was, since all girls are money hungry whores, is half naked at all times….especially on the beach….
Seriously, looking at this makes me feel like I am in Muslim country…where the bitches wear their bedsheets to kick it on the beach while getting some sun…
This is boring fucking shit…but I shoulda expected that….no, not cuz he’s black…you racist.
Russell Simmons’ adult lisp could be the reason he gets girls, you know since women like to be with adults who sound 3, but who more importantly have big tongues to fuck their pussies with….but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with money and power in the music industry…cuz all girls are fucking power hungry, money grubbing whores…and if I was him, I’d be doing the same fucking thing…taking in all the attention to make up for all the assholes who laughed at me for talking like a 3 year old growing up….it’s one of those revenge is bittersweet kinda things….cuz hot young pussy in bikini hanging off you like you’re a god is always a pretty good sign you’ve made it…and that is why the closest thing I have to hot young pussy in a bikini hanging off me is a fat, 50 year old who morbidly obese and pretty much bed bound…..if you know what I mean….if you dont it’s that I suck at life…thanks for making me spell it out fucker..
I am pretty sure this bitch is calling the paparazzi to tip them off where and when she will be in her bikini with Russell Simmons, because that’s the whole point of lowering herself to fucking an washed up old man who she struggles to take seriously because his bald head makes him look like an adult baby and his lisp makes it a real struggle to not think he’s two and a fucking half years old every time he talks.
Pretty much making the whole experience a fucking joke, except for the fact that he’s almost a billionaire and could offer her the good life, but I know bitches and bitches are all the same and the good life is okay, but it is a whole lot better if it comes with fame of their own, cuz they all love being the center of attention and without the paparazzi, it’s just a life with nice things, when all she really wants is dudes she doesn’t know jerking off to her.
It’s this whole “I want to be the prettiest bullshit where girls want to be me and guys want to be in me” that you find in girls who try to work their way to the top by getting on top of celebrity, or high powered cock.
Basically, what I am trying to say is she is a whore with an agenda and that agenda is probably to become a household name and Simmons just happens to be the vehicle that will get her there and a solid back-up plan if she’s smart enough to marry him as it will finance the rest of her life after divorcing the motherfucker, just because you can never have too much free money and the only person she has to thank for this great life is her pussy.
When you are this music exec, pussy comes fucking easy, even when you pull some gay spiritual bullshit on a bitch, like running your hand in front of her chest in some ancient native energy swapping technique, to trick the young girls into thinking he’s got substance and healing powers as to run game without sounding like a music exec using his music exec status as the core of his pussy hunting strategy and I am sure we would all be doing the same thing, cuz old pussy is boring pussy and young pussy, even if on someone not necessarily hot, is still young fucking pussy, that’s more than willing to get in bed with you with little work, just a dream of being a famous singer one day and the whole thing should upset you, mainly because he has an adult lisp and people with adult lisps should really just be laughed out of a room for sounding like they are 5 years old….,
So very rich Russell Simmons was spending some time kickin’ it in Miami and he brought out some new girlfriend, who I am sure is dating him for his cute his adult lisp and his Earthworm Jim face and not becuase he’s got a pile of money.
They were doing some Yoga on the beach, actually he was doing Yoga, she’s just a lazy cunt who wallet fucks to get everything she wants, because why work or put effort into anything, when you can just give up your pussy for personal gain, it’s a hell of a lot easier.
Not to sound gay or anything, but based on the positions Russell’s in, I gotta get myself in a Yoga class, to ideally see chicks doing this because it’s like fucking porn….no wonder Yoga’s taking over the motherfuckin’ world.
Russel Simmons manages to bring his very rich adult lisp to the beach on the regular and he always seems to be doing it with decent lookin’ pussy. Now I don’t know who this bitch is, mainly because girls in bikinis don’t have names, especially when they are brown, don’t hate me, hate the system, but I do know that Simmons is doing a good job making up for not getting laid in his youth, before he became some hip hop mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars, when he was the awkward balding guy who sounded like a cartoon character whenever he spoke, but who didn’t have enough money to make a girl forget about those deal breakers like he does now, and I guess that’s all part of the American Dream…..
Hip Hop Mogul and Adult Lisp Enthusiast Russell Simmons was out in a bikini and he pulled a groupie sluts tit out of her bikini and it’s really not that big of a deal. I mean every chance I get to pull an unsuspecting girl’s tit out of whatever she’s wearing I take, and being Russell Simmons pretty much means he can get away with this shit everywhere he goes and there’s nothing wrong with that, because unlike me, the girls embrace that shit and run to the family and friends to brag about how they met him at the beach and how he liked them so much he pulled their tit out, while I just get beat up by their boyfriends or kicked out of the club or bar or coffee shop I am at when I pull those kinds of stunts. I like to think of it as my own version of Turrets, whenever a hot tit is in my face, it’s almost impossible to not grab it, I probably need therapy, but I don’t think it’s anything I have to change….
The real issue is that why shouldn’t Russell Simmons do this to random people. It’s not like her intentions in talking or hanging with him are anything sincere, she’s an opportunist and an opportunist needs to be put in her place, let’s just hope Russell Simmons didn’t stop at pullin her tit out and got a blow job or anal out of all this….
So there’s some confusion about who this bitch is. She’s been in South Beach with Russel Simmons’ and his kids the last couple days and some people are saying her name is Porschla Coleman, others say it’s Denise Vasi, but reality is it doesn’t matter, because girls in bikinis have no names they are just half naked bodies and because she’s just the fucking babysitter.
It’s nice to see that the older and richer you get, the younger and hotter the pussy magically becomes, and by magic I mean hot chicks are gold digging whores who don’t mind dating old cock if shit buys them designer clothes or allows them to sit on the beach all day ordering cocktails, like her life is a fucking vacation, just because she fucks. So if you’re a girl and you fuck and you’re reading this from your office where you get paid 35k a year, you’re doing something seriously wrong.
If you’re wondering what Russell Simmons did right to become rich, it’s simple, his lisp. That shit caused him heartache and shame growing up by constantly being teased for speaking like a 4 year old when he was 16, making him realize he had to do something big with his life to get the people to stop laughng at him. What he didn’t realize is that he may have the last laugh because of his bank account, but people are still getting constant entertainment from his adult lisp because shit’s funny. None of that really matters though cuz he’s using that tongue on this piece of ass, while your using your tongue to lick the cum off your hand after you jerk off, and yes, that makes you gay.
