Nothing says “Let’s Make Boom Boom” like a pocket full of Vietnamese Dong (the currency not the penis). I mean I know guys who have recruited these South East Asians to do some of the craziest sexual stunts all for promises of the good life that will get them off their family junk (the boat not their genitals).

I know guys who have spent months upon months traveling Thailand and Vietnam, some would opt for the serious Girlfriend Experience that doesn’t work on an hourly rate like it does here, but most would try to exploit them to do the dirtiest things imaginable, sometimes to underage boys and girls all for under 10 US dollars.

So these dudes would get caught up in the whole thing, because they were living like fucking kings with a harem, and they never get this kind of female attention back home and forgot they were dealing with actual sex workers, and confused it for love, until they would wake up one day and their “girlfriends” had cleared out the place, stealing all their money and plane ticket home after garnering their trust, by pretending they weren’t fuckin’ whores who were out for themselves and that they were in fact there for the long haul. You have to be a fucking idiot to not be able to recognize a whore for a whore especially in the third fucking world where these girls have been doin’ this since they were 7.

Now, add about 8 billion dollars to your pocket full of dong and you’re troll ass can land some serious Asian prostitutes I doubt Rupert Murdoch cares because he’s old and he’s probably having some of the most experimental sex that makes him feel like the star his bank account makes him think he is, like piss and shit play, anal insertion, being strapped to a harness in the basement for days at a time only to be let out for a spanking, but who knows, all I know is the more powerful the John is in his everyday life, the weirder his fetishes and demands behind closed doors become…

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