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2009

29

Dec

Jimmy Choo President Shows Us How To Make It of the Day

In the Tamara Mellon School of Entrepreneurship, the president and founder of Jimmy Choo, the really successful shoe company, shows us lesson one, let old fat men man-handle you because they are rich and can invest in your ideas, or introduce you to people who can help you reach the fucking top or because you married them to accomplish your dreams because there is no way that this bitch would let anyone touch her unless they were rich enough to make a difference in her enterprising life. Some call it gold digging, I just call it usin’ what you got and making the most of it, because if I had a vagina and not a penis shaped like a vagina, I totally would have fucked my way to the fucking top….

On a sidenote, at what level of male obesity does a motherfucker’s tits become too big to be considered decent, because this dude’s a fuckin’ C-cup and it’d be nice if girls with C-cups were allowed the same fuckin’ freedom as him, and it be equally amazing if motherfucker was forced to wear a bikini top…

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Posted in:Gold Digger|Jimmy Choo|Slut

2009

21

Dec

Tamara Mellon in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s multimillionaire named Tamara Mellon. She’s a shoe icon known as the brain behind Jimmy Choo, which is one of the big shoe designers to the stars, and if you’re wondering why I know this shit, it’s from hanging out in the mall shoe stores listening to bitches talk as they try on their pumps, barefoot and sometimes in short skirt forcing me to hit up the thrift store or Salvation Army for some cheap pumps to jerk off all over cuz the urges are just too much to handle.

Either way, she runs the shit like she was a Jewish dude, but instead of her bitching out her staff and firing people for not showing up on time or whatever cunts in business trying to pretend they have dicks in business by overcompensating, she’s on the beach showing off her scabby tit, that I am guess is from an implant, but could be from having an overall sloppy body from spending too much time behind her desk making millions, and not enough time doin’ squats….

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Posted in:Jimmy Choo|Tamara Mellon|Tamara Mellon. Jimmy Choo