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Archive for the Tamara Mellon Category

2012

03

Jan

Tamara Mellon’s High Maintenance Old Rich Pretentious Body in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that…..

Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.

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2010

21

Dec

Tamara Mellon Old Rich Whore Body in a Bikini of the Day

Tamara Mellon is some 40 year old hooker who slept her way into financing for a shoe brand that made her billions of dollars, freeing up her time to do sit-ups and making her able to afford her small round implants, and despite not liking older pussy, when it is rich and can nurture me like the 40 year old child I am, while spoon feeding me classy foods for rich folk, ideally with her used up clit as the spoon, is porn to me….The life this woman lives is good, and I think she’s trying to rub it in as I rub it out.

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2009

21

Dec

Tamara Mellon in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s multimillionaire named Tamara Mellon. She’s a shoe icon known as the brain behind Jimmy Choo, which is one of the big shoe designers to the stars, and if you’re wondering why I know this shit, it’s from hanging out in the mall shoe stores listening to bitches talk as they try on their pumps, barefoot and sometimes in short skirt forcing me to hit up the thrift store or Salvation Army for some cheap pumps to jerk off all over cuz the urges are just too much to handle.

Either way, she runs the shit like she was a Jewish dude, but instead of her bitching out her staff and firing people for not showing up on time or whatever cunts in business trying to pretend they have dicks in business by overcompensating, she’s on the beach showing off her scabby tit, that I am guess is from an implant, but could be from having an overall sloppy body from spending too much time behind her desk making millions, and not enough time doin’ squats….

Pics via Fame

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2009

06

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Still on the Beach and She’s Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

I am bored of this Tamara Mellon bitch. I gave her love. I wrote she was a hot 40 year old multi-millionaire, designer shoe owning motherfucker. I gave her credit for not being a typical whore wallet fucking groupie and I said she had a hot tight little ass I’d like to explore like some kind of South Pole expedition in the 1940s and she never reached out, she never emailed me, she never said “hey thanks for not rippin on me despite wanting to rip me apart with your sex toy collection and other household objects”, so I am posting pictures of her picking her ass like she was the poor kid I went to school with who always had black fingers and smelled like shit, who was constant in his ass pickin’ because he didn’t have access to toilet paper because that was one of life’s luxuries and because he had some kind of ass worms from his poor hygiene, when he was probably the last person who could afford ass worms or any parasite for that matter, because his daily diet consisted of a chocolate bar.

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2009

03

Apr

Tamara Mellon Brings Her Bikini Out One More Time of the Day


Tamara Mellon has the smallest ass on a 40 year old I think I’ve ever seen. Sure, I see these mom’s jogging, and trying their best to get a tighter body that an 18 year old heartbreaker, all the fucking time, but even in their bullshit expensive designer spandex pants, they just never manage to pull it off this good.

So I don’t know what this Tamara bitch is into, but I am guessing an eating disorder or a cocaine addiction that she can afford because she’s very rich. So girls take fucking notes because you could us a little of this.

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2009

02

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Second Day in a Bikini of the Day

Yesterday I never heard of her, today, I do my second post on her. I’m pretty fucking easy…just get half naked, and I’m yours…

Here’s Jimmy Choo owner and very rich and luxurious Tamara Mellon, who I can assume acts like one of the cunts in Sex and the City, you know, all materialistic, with her faggot drinks, talking about luxury retreats and spa treatments, not giving guys like me the time of day, because we are fat and wear stained clothes, have no money, and want to leech off of them like they were our stripper girlfriends going out and getting naked to pay the bills while we sit on our asses playing videogames all day.

She’s in her bikini day 2 and I may or may not love her, but that could be because I love Christian Slater and wonder if I could still smell him on her…but I think it’s because of her pretty tight, very rich, materialistic, superficical, self-involved 40 year old body….

I just got caught behind some 40 year old lookin’ rich mother at the coffee shop. She was gabbin’ off on her cell phone about bullshit only she and other rich mothers with nothing better to do would care about. She stood up the line, because she was too busy trying to get her idiot fucking friend who she goes to the gym with and who she saw earlier that day to get her order straight, because I guess 1 pm is coffee time, for cunts who just spend their days spending their husbands money. The worst fucking thing about all of this, was that the woman wasn’t even attractive. I am talking decent body because she has to maintain you know, but a face that would stop fucking traffic, or maybe just motivate a motherfucker like me, to run her down because of fear we were under some kind of Alien Attack and I was Will fucking Smith….

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