Yesterday I never heard of her, today, I do my second post on her. I’m pretty fucking easy…just get half naked, and I’m yours…

Here’s Jimmy Choo owner and very rich and luxurious Tamara Mellon, who I can assume acts like one of the cunts in Sex and the City, you know, all materialistic, with her faggot drinks, talking about luxury retreats and spa treatments, not giving guys like me the time of day, because we are fat and wear stained clothes, have no money, and want to leech off of them like they were our stripper girlfriends going out and getting naked to pay the bills while we sit on our asses playing videogames all day.

She’s in her bikini day 2 and I may or may not love her, but that could be because I love Christian Slater and wonder if I could still smell him on her…but I think it’s because of her pretty tight, very rich, materialistic, superficical, self-involved 40 year old body….

I just got caught behind some 40 year old lookin’ rich mother at the coffee shop. She was gabbin’ off on her cell phone about bullshit only she and other rich mothers with nothing better to do would care about. She stood up the line, because she was too busy trying to get her idiot fucking friend who she goes to the gym with and who she saw earlier that day to get her order straight, because I guess 1 pm is coffee time, for cunts who just spend their days spending their husbands money. The worst fucking thing about all of this, was that the woman wasn’t even attractive. I am talking decent body because she has to maintain you know, but a face that would stop fucking traffic, or maybe just motivate a motherfucker like me, to run her down because of fear we were under some kind of Alien Attack and I was Will fucking Smith….

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