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2010

12

May

Ashton Kutcher With Some Young Fresh Pussy of the Day

I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher isn’t getting paid for this movie he is filming. He just read the script that has a sex scene with some young pussy and dude jumped on it…Like a man starved for a few days thrown into an all you can eat buffet….only food isn’t what Ashton is deprived of, nice young pussy is.

After you backed yourself into a corner by marrying a bitch cuz you once jerked off to when she had a lesbian kiss with Whoopi in Ghost or cuz you thought Bruce Willis was so great and wanted a piece of something he had, cuz you didn’t worry about having to deal with her old, expired-milk, menopausal thick pussy juice…memories of slippery cunt become overwhelming…they take over your fucking life…they consume you…

I guess the good news is that the life he chose for himself as an actor allows him to get a taste of undead pussy for a change and not get in trouble for it from his wife cuz it is just work….since if he was to deprive himself from young pussy fully, he’d probably get in trouble for other things…like schoolyard rape cuz there’s only so much senior pussy a man can take, even if that senior has spent millions sculpted herself into a fake tit, decent bodied senior who has probably got plastic surgery on her cunt to make it feel like a younger pussy but she can’t re-wire it to drip like a 20 year old faucet pussy..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Young Pussy

2009

05

Oct

Russell Simmons and His Adult Lisp Gets Young Pussy of the Day

When you are this music exec, pussy comes fucking easy, even when you pull some gay spiritual bullshit on a bitch, like running your hand in front of her chest in some ancient native energy swapping technique, to trick the young girls into thinking he’s got substance and healing powers as to run game without sounding like a music exec using his music exec status as the core of his pussy hunting strategy and I am sure we would all be doing the same thing, cuz old pussy is boring pussy and young pussy, even if on someone not necessarily hot, is still young fucking pussy, that’s more than willing to get in bed with you with little work, just a dream of being a famous singer one day and the whole thing should upset you, mainly because he has an adult lisp and people with adult lisps should really just be laughed out of a room for sounding like they are 5 years old….,

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Russell Simmons|Young Pussy