Whenever I see pictures of Ashley Greene, I feel robbed. It’s like she is the most overhyped girl around. Everyone things she’s so fucking hot because she happens to be the hot one in the movie, but to be fair, a pile of dog shit shaped kinda vaginal is hotter than that inbred Kristen Stewart so it’s not saying much, but marketing works and people believe what they read, especailly 14 and 15 year olds, so throw her bedding the Jonas Brothers into her campaign, and all of a sudden, she’s untouchable, and based on the way she looks, I agree she is untouchable unless there’s a lot of liquor in your system, it’s 3 am and the bar is closing…don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her sleeping or awake, high or sober, but the point is she’s not where she needs to be to warrant the attention she gets and lies make me fucking cry…

Here is the lie in a boring outfit basically mocking us and letting us know she doesn’t need to try cuz she’s made it….while making instore appearances like the convicts they use at costco to hand out frozen pizza samples…only way more luxurious.

Overrated.

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