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2011

06

Jan

Sophie Monk’s Tits in Some Shit Movie of the Day

I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because I like my vagina like a hotel made bed, I think they call it hospital style, taught and tight, freshly starched and pressed if you know what I mean” every time I see it, I can’t figure out if I’m down with her weird face….

I just know that I do like her hustle. You know she’s from Australia and moved to America with big dreams with her big tits, ready to take on Hollywood one acting job at the time, that really just became a series of getting naked, staging bikini pics and being dumped for Paris Hilton…living the American Dream….

I also like her big tits.

Here she is in some movie I never heard of called Hard Breakers to start my bullshit day…

Bonus – Some other bitch named Jennifer Perry was in the movie….

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4 Responses

  1. Nate07 says:

    What SHIT!

  2. Drundel says:

    No mention of Cameron Richardson? The chick has a GREAT ass and nice perky tits.

  3. Nino says:

    Sophie stripping, Sophie in mud, Sophie lapdancing, Sophie stripping again WTF, Who put up the money to make this sh*t flick.
    THE WORST !

  4. guest says:

    This girl is so fine, what i wouldn’t give to  have her dance like that on me. came across this sight looking for a music video of hers. I’m in love she’s an actor, singer, model and she isn’t a ditzzy bitch.listen to any interview she ever did. people compare her to that dazed out stupid bitch paris ….

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