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2011

31

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Face of the Day

A face in a sidewalk is still a face, making Lohan outside a club a pretty amazing face….one you know can lead to good fucking times…cuz when a bitch is face first in a sidewalk…I know I can do amazing things to her…

I’m not one to speculate, or make up stories about these people I’ve only met once after a two year text message friendship, but I am one to get drunk, make a fool of myself, sometimes risk the life of some or many, so I know that when a bitch is on the ground, on her knees, outside a club with a cigarette in hand, it usually has something to do with being real fucked up….drunk, high, medicated, just excited about life or the fact that the girl you are obsessed with cuz she controls you and helped you throw your life away while riding you to the top by feeding your heroin and making you look bad…..

I texted Sam Ronson the other day, I asked who her new girlfriend was and whether I could make her unofficial fansite for her, she ignored me. It hurt…and who really cares….cuz it’s Sam Ronson. A fucking nobody.

What it comes down to is this picture is the best picture ever. FOLLOW ME

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