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2011

03

May

Sofia Vergara’s False Marketing Got Milk Campaign of the Day

I’m not gonna argue that this bitch has big tits, we all know she does, but I am gonna call this false marketing, because she’s in her mid 40s, had her first kid at 18, and I’m pretty sure has hit menopause and is unable to lactate anymore, it’s one of those things that happens when a bitch dries the fuck up….I’m also pretty annoyed by the fact that they didn’t even give the tits the exposure they deserved in this campaign, cuz let’s face it Dairy Farmers of America, when promoted Milk being good for the body, let’s show a little fucking body, cuz we know you didn’t book Sofia Vergara cuz she’s a flat chested little troll,

Step your game up motherfuckers, you wanna cum lip sexual innuendos you should be getting real MILK tit sexual innuendos….if you know what I mean…

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