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2011

19

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Drinking all day really fucked me up. I ended up losing track of pretty much everything and passing out the last 6 hours, but here I am now, and I figured I’ll still post the shit I had lined up, cuz why the fuck now, I got nothing better to do, but start drinking, but I can wait a couple hours for that, and the good news is that at least I’m not Ashley Tisdale, you know an ugly bitch who thinks she’s hot, delusional thanks to positive reinforcement, at least I know what I am, and that’s a pervert, deadbeat drunk, who watches his friends fuck hookers that smell like shit….Or something similar.

Either way, here’s her asymmetrical experimental looking face….

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