I just woke up…drunk on cough medicine…but I don’t have a cold…gangster.
I had a handful of amazing things I wanted to contribute to society today…but I forgot them all.
The highlight of this hangover so far….when my dog accidentally licked my dick when I was taking a shit.
It wasn’t erotic and it didn’t even feel good…but It was still more enjoyable than when my fat wife tries to assault me….cuz when you get her weight on top of you…there’s no turning back…you’re officially owned until she’s done…like some kind of horrible horror movie that is my life….good times.
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