The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…it’s a real son of a gun…I want to be a son of gun,…what the fuck is a son of a gun…

On a side note a girl on facebook wrote “So, running is hard” and I responded “So is running hard”….you see what I did there…took her statement, used the words, made it seem like a response, only better….and my genius didn’t make her panties wet….

Now back to the stepNEWS….that is fucking amazing…that is a real son of a gun…..I mean a naked man and an iguana and an angry son just fucking rapes my mind it’s so good….but so is the couple who fucked in a public pool for over half an hour..watch…

Reporter Attacked On Live TV
Reporter Chris O’Connell was attacked on live TV by the son of a man charged in a bizarre animal cruelty case involving a naked man and an iguana in Philadelphia.

Police: Sex Club Posed as Church
A judge has closed down an establishment Dallas police call a sex club run by a man who calls it a religious ministry.

Disabled Man Assaulted Over Parking Spot
A Massachusetts elected official allegedly assaulted a disabled man over a parking spot.

Police: naked vandals arrested
Last week after leaving O’Maddy’s Bar in Gulfport Beach, two men were arrested for disorderly intoxication because they were walking home naked. But police say they did a lot more than just that.

Man Lived with Corpse for Months
Mesa Police say they have arrested a man suspected of killing his girlfriend and living with her body for more than two months.

Serial Butt Slasher in VA
Someone has been slashing women in the buttocks at upscale shopping centers in Northern Virginia.

Couple arrested for sex in swimming pool
An Indiana couple caught doing the nasty in a public pool have turned themselves in. Victoria Cross and Myron Helms were spotted by dozens of onlookers – including children – as they had sex for at least a half hour at the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center last Monday.

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