So Sofia Vergara’s not showing off her Colombian coke mule tits…even though that’s all the bitch is good for…I mean shit, her legs are short, her heels are high and she still looks like a troll….and most important she’s fucking old…she needs to understand that there is one reason and one reason that people give a fuck about her…and that is because her big tits have been marketed to us so aggressively…that we think we need them…we think we need more…when all I think is that we need some younger and bustier South American pussy to take the torch from her….she’s as expired as her breast milk…

How about some throwback bathing suit videos of her….to make this post better

Blue One piece…

Pink Thong Bikini

Tities Popping Out in Black Bikini

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