My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole….

Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

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