My claim to fame is that 2.5 years ago, Lindsay Lohan took a liking to me and followed me on Twitter, texted me non stop and even invited me to her hotel room to watch her dance in her pajamas to her unreleased album…She cried about Ronson….I hugged her and felt her amazing tits against my chest….and then she lost interest, changed her number, unfollowed me on twitter, disappeared, went through all her court dates….was unable to land a job and I like to think both are direcly corelated….

Terry Richardson’s claim to fame is that he was a NYC hipster photographer with a trust fund and a dream…immitating artist photographers….and re-inventing it for the mainstream….losing his touch of sleaze that made him worth paying attention to in the first place…but always retaining his celebrity friends…who people want to see pics of….it’s smart marketing…

Here are the outtakes from this LOVE MAGAZINE SHOOT ….and i’m digging them….cuz Lohan’s still hot…even if she’s photoshopped and actually is a wreck…since pictures are the only interraction I have with her now….

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