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2012

23

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Half Naked in DT Magazine of the Day

I always laugh about Brooklyn Decker because she looks retarded, like a real waterhead you see in the institution, and I know she only got the SI cover cuz she’s married to a pro athlete who has the same agents and managers, sponsors who feed SI their ads, stories, an give them access….making them pretty much obliged to deliver…..and at least she had the titties to justify that hand out…..

Unfortunately, she’s not as good at being a retard as her face is, cuz all the retards I know are jerking off all the fucking time, making their retard growns, in all the inappropriate places, and not getting arrested for it cuz they’re retards….but she is in lingerie…and sure that’s not a few fingers deep between pussy lips but it is something.

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