I am not an old timer who is shocked by the fashions of Today’s youth. I am in fact a pervert who fucking embraces it.

I am just eagerly waiting for things to go crotchless and shirt to have titty holes cut into them…only cuz I like genitals and titties…but then again…I also like a good ass…hanging out of a good pair of shorts…and that seems to be the trend….I see it everywhere and Miley seems to be embracing that with her Gluten Free / Pilates jacked, youthful metabolism rocking ass…that makes her fucking relevant to me….fuck Hannah Montana – this is the real shit….

The truth is there’s no difference between this and a bikini, I mean apple bottoms have been shown off since the 60s and 70s….but that doesn’t mean they aren’t amazing to look at…..

I am a Miley Cyrus Fan….I’m gonna start an unofficial fan club….that follows her around….especially down dark alleys….A man is allowed to dream people….

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