I don’t know if Americans know anything abou Avril Lavigne or Nickelback, I generally don’t know how these things work, but I do know that in Canada, we are regulated, since this is some communinist socialist party shit, so all radio stations need to play 25% Canadian music….by law….now we don’t have that much Canadian music to cover 25% of time, and what ends up happening is Avril Lavigne shit and Nickelback shit pollutes our airwaves, raping our ears like this was a college party, only far more abusive…..making it easy to hate anything either Avril Lavigne or Nickelback are part of…especially their marriage…and the only hope I have for this horrible union…is that they die on their honeymoon, or in a housefire cuz they will both be in the same place at the same time….

I mean it feels like it was just last week that she got with Sum 41 tranny, and just yesterday she was with Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…her pussy has very limited quality control….and I guess going back to a Canadian, who I assume has the same producers and management as her, since the music scene here has 4 or 5 stars….so it made sticking his dick in her, since he’s known her since she was 12 and since she still dresses like she’s 12 easier….

I think this has more to do with trying to keep both relevant, but I know that both are the fucking worst so together, as one force united, only bad things can happen…..like babies…she must be pregnant…oh god…better start stabbing yourself in the ears to prepare for it now…

What a joke…..a horrible….fucking joke….not that I think she’s hot and I’m bummed about it…but cuz his voice..his songs…everything about him makes me wish he was fucking dead and makes me hate any human, especially one that lets him in her vagina or respects him for it….True fucking story.

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