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2012

29

Aug

Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

Selena Gomez Done Gone Fat

Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit…

Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay…..

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