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2012

06

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Good Lawyer of the Day

I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about….

I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with….

I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan…..

But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints…

It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves…

I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.

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