Sophie Turner bred with a Jonas Brother, but that’s not what she’s jerked off for.

She’s jerked off to becasue she was in Game of Thrones and that was a hit show amongst more than just the nerds who would be into that kind of fantasy shit. It was a hit show amongst the masses and that confused me at the time.

I guess I am just one of those autistic kinds of people who can’t really connect with fantasy stories about castles and dragons in a land far far away. The group of LARPERS who smell like stale cum, snack foods and sadness that were into that kind of thing always threw me off with their awkwardness and anger.

However, in running a perverted site about celebrities, I’ve come to accept the extreme nerd as a friend and for that reason I am sharing one of the women they probably jerk off to, doing something more worthy of being jerked off to than riding dragons….

She’s in lingerie, being a whore in the movies, she’s a tall blonde…so it’s an acceptable presentation of a girl you pretend you’re married to being hot and bothered for you to get hot and bothered to….

I don’t endorse nerd shit, fantasy shit, dragons and shit…but I do endorse half naked celebrities nerds made famous for that shit, when they are getting naked or near naked in less gay ways.

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Sophie Turner’s middle name is Belinda and her face looks a lot like a Belinda to me….

The Game of Thrones actress who has a lot of really creepy fucking fans because she was the hot chick in Game of Thrones, which in the event you didn’t know was a heavily popular show, not just with the nerds, but it had dragons in it, so definitely for the nerds and if I know anything about nerds, they are the ones committed and obsessive about the characters in their favorite shows….no matter how mainstream they get…so CUM has destroyed computers with this one….

She’s now a mom of 2 with a Jonas brother, I assume a groupie situation on her part, marrying the TeenBeat poster she first fucked her hairbrush before becoming famous, but it’s possible the Jonas Brother is a Game of Throne nerd who bought her two, groupie-ing goes two ways…

She has her nipple out in a T-shirt, the way you’d want a mom of 2 to be if she’s a 27 year old actress you’ve jerked off to so much because in your nerd mind you think you’re married to, or in a relationship with due to AUTISM….

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Is Sophie Turner Pregnant again? I guess those purity bracelet Christian Jonas brothers are now married and getting their fuck on, not letting any of their cum end up anywhere but on TARGET….or is she just well fed, you know being a celebrity wife and a celebrity herself can buy all the snacks a motherfucker could dream of….

I don’t have the answers, I’m not her GYNECOLOGIST, but I wouldn’t mind being hers…if she was into the whole Hobbyist gynecological..I don’t know what I am doing, but I’ll put my fingers in to check anyway….you know with that COME HITHER motion her JONAS BROTHER probably knows all about seeing how he wasn’t allowed to fuck for so long…PURITY bracelets get in the way of penetrative sex…but not of a good old fashioned finger bang…

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Sophie Turner, who I never really cared about because I didn’t watch Game of Thrones, and only really know of her as the Jonas Brother wife and baby momma, which is pretty embarrassing for her, but I’ll assume before she was a famous she was a fan, so it’s like Jenny McCarthy marrying the New Kid on the Block you know she’d fuck her hair brush to when they were famous in the 80s…and she was in her mid-30s…

She’s recently and conveniently decided to identify as bi sexual, which means basically nothing, but saying that would be a hate crime, when I should celebrate her being so brave to come out as a married women, who recently had a kid, being into tits and eating pussy…women are hotter than men, if you can fuck a man, then you sure as hell can fuck a woman, especially if you are a woman…

It was convenient because it was planned around PRIDE MONTH, and it is also a smart career move, because ad agencies are specifically looking for LGBTQ+ people for their campaigns, so announce it, get the press, broaden your horizons…all while maintaining a hetero relationship in some Nuclear Family of the rich and famous who dabble in inviting chicks in to switch things up…in this porn generation…

Or maybe she figured she was bisexual when she realized that she married a woman….NO SURPRISE FOR THE REST OF US.

The point is, who the fuck cares if she identifies as someone into chicks cuz she watches porn, or whatever the programming has done to these people, fuck everyone, you’re rich and famous…

Either way, here’s her bi sexual outfit…so daring….and tall and skinny, how we like em….

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Sophie Turner, the Game of Thrones superstar who probably has insanely weird fans because despite knowing Game of Thrones went fully mainstream despite having Dragons you’d expect only the nerds to be into…but that for whatever reason applied to the non-nerds, because maybe we’re all nerds I mean everyone is on their phones and computers all day like fucking Robots….I mean even GOOGLE and basically every website confuses me for a Robot on a daily basis…and I may be a Robot…based on my writing skills, you’d expect this to be put together by some primitive AI tech that makes random words and sticks them together…however I’m not that tech savvy, even though I wish I was cuz that’d be the ultimate troll.

Anyway, Sophie Turner, who I thought just had a kid, has bounced back from having a kid, and is wearing a racy / but dressy outfit, you know the kind you’d want in every board meeting in every corporation across America as more and more women executives take the floor for inclusivity…because being able to jerk off to board meetings is good for business…and not something that should be left in the patriarchal past of corporate meetings that would bring strippers in to liven those boring YEAR END REPORT readings back when people were allowed to be creepy rich pervert power hungry fucks…

So if you’re into Game Of Thrones, tall skinny blondes who have recently pooped out a child, or the Jonas Brothers cuz they are so dreamy….this one’s for you…you specific fucking freak.

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I know that you incel fuck are all about Game of Thrones, you are part of the reason it was such a hit show, before the mainstream moved in on your Sci/Fi fantasy club rules and got into Dragons and Incest and other things that have been a core part of your existence….but this is a nice reminder of how being the incel that you are isn’t the end of the fucking world…because you will never be responsible for ruining a woman like a guy who can knock up a girl…

I men seeing a bitch all fat with her gut hanging out in compression socks is zero fucking hot….but to those of you who have decided that Sophie Turner is your dream girl that you probably have fantasized about cumming in her at least once….this may be what you need to complete your made up weirdo story in your pervert head.

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Hey all you breeder fetish fucks…..I know you’re out there…I just don’t understand you….

I know that the attitude of the masses is “No judgement” but that’s a fucking stupid attitude to have…

The whole point of having a functioning brain is to have judgement.

I see this all the time…girls on social media calling out other girls but doing it in the most diplomatic way, prefaced with “no judgement, but being a slut isn’t for me”….or “no judgement, sex workers are powerful women, but not for me”….that shit is STILL judgement, just because you’re being soft and passive about it..doesn’t mean you’re not judging…NOT TO MENTION…if you don’t have an opinion of other people being idiots, you’re clearly too into yourself to notice those other people, or to be phased by those people, unless they are bullies against you, in which case your true nasty colors come out….

What I am saying is that anyone with a pregnant ready to drop fetish is fucked in the head. I think it stems from you not having a girl willing to fuck you…in part because you’re the kind of guy who has a pregnancy fetish.

Every dude knows that when a bitch gets pregnant, she becomes mom to your kid and barely a sex object…the only reason you continue fucking her is to appease her and to get her to shut the fuck up or calm down…but the entire time you’re thinking of hot younger pussy that IS NOT PREGNANT….or….you use the pregnancy as a valid reason to cheat on that pregnant bitch…

POINT BEING…it’s ok to be into cumming in girls, it’s ok to knock up girls, but ideally escape that shit before dealing with the darkening of the nipples, the gaping of the EGG hole and all the comes with a new mom.

It is ZERO hot, it’s actually abnormal, freakish…whether you argue it being the most human thing we can do to keep the species alive….I hear you…and think you’re an idiot….and any man who craves having kids or girls who are having kids is just a pervert on another level….get the fuck out of here.

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