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2019

15

Apr

Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day

It amazes me how excited some of you people were about the Final Seasons of Game of Thrones that happened last night…

I try to stay as disconnected as possible, I hate looking at my phone, social media, any of that…but I unfortunately know people in real life and all they were doing was talking about this show…

I realize that I am probably more inclined to be friends with virgin losers who are into Dragon and Wizard shit…but I am not the kind of guy who likes Dragons or Wizrards.

I do not see myself as a better, too cool for Dragons and Wizard kind of guy, I realize I am a loser on all aspects of all that I do….I accept that truth…but I just can’t connect with Dragons and Wizards….maybe it is Autism but I am sure Autistics fucking love this show….that Sci/Fi fantasy shit…is the worst thing for me…

The only interesting thing about the show is the Tall bitch who is fucking or married to a Jonas Brother and even that isn’t exciting – but here she is in some pre-premiere Yoga with Goats for British Vogue…cuz why not do silly things with Celebs to craft a viral video..it is that easy.

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2019

27

Mar

Sophie Turner Swimsuit of the Day

Sophie Turner Priyanka Chopra Swimsuit

The Jonas Brothers are in Miami with their wives…

One is married to Deepak Chopra…who you may remember from being a guest on Oprah often…and if you don’t you were probably employed and not some degenerate sitting at home watching Oprah obsessively like a housewife…when really just being a fucking low life…

The other is married or marrying a much taller than him Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, but she’s hipster and cool, in a mainstream candy coated way…she doesn’t wear bras, often times has hard nipples and is wearing a one piece…

Clearly Deepak and Sophie should swap bikinis like they probably swap brothers like the creepy Jonas Brother groupies they likely are…finally with the dudes they used to think about when they used the shower head against their cunts while in high school…at least in Sophie Turner’s case…where as Deepak probably used to bathe in a puddle. I saw Slum Dog Millionaire – I know how it is…

Here is her sister in law PRIYANKA

Sophie Turner Priyanka Chopra Swimsuit

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The Jonas Brothers and their Vaginas Take On Miami of the Day

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2019

20

Mar

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples of the Day

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples Braless

Hey Game of Thrones queers…

Sophie Turner has hard nipples and may not be wearing a bra….perverts…

I mean I realize that Game of Thrones is beyond the nerd audience it was designed for….and that it is super mainstream because the mainstream is drawn to nerd shit…but it’s still fucking queer…

Being excited about braless girls doesn’t happen to me, I just think it’s better than bras, cuz I like tits…and I feel shame and sadness for the kinds of losers out there who are excited over braless tits..because that in and of itself is a little virginal in a can’t get laid kind of way…but even the most studly of studs with women knocking down their door can be happy when a girl rocks braless tits….hard nippled…I think the comination of no bra excitement, game of thrones and this site audience of losers…makes it something embarrassing on some mom’s basement bedroom at 40 years old level…but that cool, rich, accomplished dudes with swagger can also be into….

What I am saying in my confusing and terribly written rant is simple…braless tits trascend all levels of men…from the biggest of loser to the most desirable cuz we all like tits.

All that writing….so pointless….why do I bother….

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples Braless

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2018

15

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Underboob of the Day

Sophie Turner is pretty bulky looking, at least next to her twink, thought he was a homo boyfriend / fiance / Jonas brother who you would have expected to be pulling a Bruce Jenner, you know taking women hormones to complete the transition, but who is instead pulling your favorite Game of Thrones actress, that I can’t relate to you on, since I don’t watch that bullshit…when Dragons are involved in anything I am involved in…I try not to be involved in it…unless said Dragons are Asian hookers.

Either way Sophie Turner soon to be Sophie Turner Jonas Brother, is in a bikini, her tits hanging out of her top for her lame boyfriend fiance who is rich enough to buy her from his TV screen, because when you’re rich and famous you can watch your favorite show, or commercial or movie and say “I want that pussy in my bed”….make a few calls…and boom make it happen…while you losers just get to jerk off to it….and if you’re gonna jerk off to Sophie Turner – it might as well should be to these pics.

FROM SOCIAL…

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2018

12

Jul

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe of the Day

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe in Tight Fitness Shorts

Sophie Turner is the girlfriend of Joe Jonas…and on Game of Thrones but you nerd virgin weridos already know that…creeps….

What you don’t already know is what her vagina looks like, so she took it upon herself to wear the trendy shorts the kids are wearing to show you all about it….

I am sure this is something you can’t handle, unless you’re committed to the cause of nerdom and you can’t fuck with nerd shit unless it is in character, otherwise it is just too real…like her cameltoe…that shit is too fucking real, or unreal, or who knows…maybe there’s an insert they sell on amazon for trannies to have cameltoes….

I figure if you’re a woman and in tight pants and you don’t have a cameltoe, there’s something wrong with you on a moral level….because I want the damn cameltoes all fucking day.

Thanks Sophie Turner…you tall midget dating shorts in your vagina star.

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2018

06

Mar

Sophie Turner Pantyhose Fetish of the Day

Sophie Turner is walking with some Jonas Brother, who I just googled to see if he is a Jonas Brother, and who is a Jonas brother and who is apparently her fiance..they engaged yo…probably a GREEN CARD Play…immigrants…always stealing our men and our jobs…

These paparazzi pics may not be as exciting as her Valentine’s Day beach paradise erotica for most…

But to the pantyhose fetishists, they are everything, they just want to take off her hipster booties and sniff a day’s worth of pantyhose wearing off them, until ejaculation…

Even to the non pantyhose fetishists, there’s something nice about how they hold woman together….

Now I don’t care about Sophie Turner or think she’s all that hot, but she’s on Game of Thrones and people love that shit…especially nerd weirdos who like dragons…and I figure the overlap of pantyhose fetishists and Game of Thrones fans is huge…and these pics may kill a motherfucker….who is probably better off dead really…because you’re a loser.

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2018

01

Jan

Sophie Turner Does the Pussy Eating Gang Signs of the Day

Sophie Turner Pussy Eating

Sophie Turner is some Game of Thrones bitch who is really not that interesting to people like me who don’t do the whole Game of Thrones thing, mainly because it has wizards and dragons in the shit, which in and of itself is too fucking lame as fuck for me to really fully immerse myself in…

She’s just a basic looking girl who won some lottery up on some Kristen Stewart shit…and here she is watching Dick Clark’s AI doing some Dick Clark New Years Eve bullshit…sticking her tongue between her fingers in the international bro wanting to eat pussy, offensiveness, that if a guy was to do, he’d get arrested for sex offense, or at least fired from his job, but this bitch does it and it becomes empowering – like a black dude using the N word…you know making pussy eating her own…

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2017

08

Jun

Sophie Turner and Some Jonas Brother’s Karate Kicking the Paprazzi of the Day

God…actors are so fucking lame…they don’t think they are because they are paid, celebrated, and thus delusional…but they are so fucking lame.

Seriously, they are these vapid little assholes who are so self absorbed and into their bullshit selves, none actually have talent or are interesting, they just have these egos that are coddled by the people around them, because the people around them either make a lot of money off them, or want to be associated with them…

But nothing they do, say or participate in are good, cool, interesting, or of value…if anything, it’s like you candy coated fucks have no fucking soul, creativity, and are zero interesting.

Seeing these Karate Kicks for the paparazzi, just makes me wish it was a scene from one of their dumb movies, that ends in being shot in the fucking head dead.

Trash….but leggings are hot on skinny bitches…doing what I assume is a lame scene from a terrible music video…clowns.

I just hate knowing they probably think they are so funny…and clever….what clearly they are try hard retards.

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2017

19

Apr

Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day

The only Sophie Turner I know or care about…is Sophie Turner who is forgotten….the hooker from

But this Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones and people fucking love that show and in turn fucking love her – Game of Thrones fans are fucking weird….

Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of Sophie Turner out of Mashed Potatos and semen…

Here she is in a bikini…giving the finger like an ungrateful bitch who doesn’t realize she’s won a lottery by getting cast on this show…

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2014

20

Jun

Flashback Friday – Sophie Turner’s Mug Shots From March of the Day

I just obtained Sophie Turner’s criminal record and mug shot and it made me laugh.

For those of you who don’t know who Sophie Turner is, She’s an Australian celebrity who dropped out of Law School, because she won some kind of Australian reality show about being a model, moved to LA to continue her quest of stardom, the USA didn’t give a fuck, despite her attempts to get noticed by the paparazzi but instead she just turned to twitter for attention… she got married for a Greencard, went back to law school and is now a lawyer…and is now getting arrested for 273.6 of the California Penal Law …despite her normally being more about the penal to further her acting career that never was…and lawyer career that must be comical every time her fake tits give you legal advice…

So someone sent me these documents from when she got arrested for domestic violence, beating her husband. It was back in March, but she’s so irrelevant that’s how long it takes for this shit to trickle in…in fact she’s probably the one who sent it to me, since I’ve been around since 2004 and I am probably the only person who knows she exists…

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