Sophie Turner, who I never really cared about because I didn’t watch Game of Thrones, and only really know of her as the Jonas Brother wife and baby momma, which is pretty embarrassing for her, but I’ll assume before she was a famous she was a fan, so it’s like Jenny McCarthy marrying the New Kid on the Block you know she’d fuck her hair brush to when they were famous in the 80s…and she was in her mid-30s…

She’s recently and conveniently decided to identify as bi sexual, which means basically nothing, but saying that would be a hate crime, when I should celebrate her being so brave to come out as a married women, who recently had a kid, being into tits and eating pussy…women are hotter than men, if you can fuck a man, then you sure as hell can fuck a woman, especially if you are a woman…

It was convenient because it was planned around PRIDE MONTH, and it is also a smart career move, because ad agencies are specifically looking for LGBTQ+ people for their campaigns, so announce it, get the press, broaden your horizons…all while maintaining a hetero relationship in some Nuclear Family of the rich and famous who dabble in inviting chicks in to switch things up…in this porn generation…

Or maybe she figured she was bisexual when she realized that she married a woman….NO SURPRISE FOR THE REST OF US.

The point is, who the fuck cares if she identifies as someone into chicks cuz she watches porn, or whatever the programming has done to these people, fuck everyone, you’re rich and famous…

Either way, here’s her bi sexual outfit…so daring….and tall and skinny, how we like em….

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