Here’s a really exciting pic for all your Jonas Brother fanboys out there, who can’t get enough of those Disney Kids, I’m talking to you Execs who molested them when they were just little kids being exploited and sold off to evil corporations, only to get paid off and silenced…leaving them all fucking weird.

It is not a normal thing for 3 brothers to be in a band that hits extreme success by the age of 13. Some perverts were behind fabricating them for their weird money making purposes.

I guess it’s an exciting pic for you Game of Thrones Sophie Turner nerds who can’t get enough of her and her dragons, and you’re just happy to see her knocked up as it speaks to your breeding fetish, where you can pretend it was your cum that made her, not some boy band member who you assumed was queer, because of basically everything he’s ever put out to the world..

I still think he’s probably a closet case, maybe a weird religious dude who can’t be gay, assuming they are Jewish, because there was that whole era where they pretended to be virgins with PURITY rings and for some reason that was seen as cool in pop culture….now, if you’re not spreading your ass for subscribers on the internet, you’re not cool….oh how much we’ve evolved…

Anyway, this is barely some perv shit, but he’s reaching for the asshole cuz it’s the only thing that feels familiar to him…probably confused as to how she’s knocked up, seeing as he only fucks her ass. Her feces as lube…the sweet smell that feels like home to him….you know some people have their mom’s famous chicken soup, or baked goods that just resonates with them. Kids sold to the evil men of Hollywood just have sore assholes and cum farts.

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