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2010

12

May

Sophie Turner Hangs With Real Models of the Day




Here is some real groupie shit. I feel like I am looking at pictures from some random slut on Facebook who happened to attend an event filled with her idols, but in this case the fucking groupie is some aspiring yet too old to be a model, porn looking bitch who tried to sue me for calling her a porn looking bitch, model, who came to America to be the next Phoebe Price and Bai Ling, because she found success in reality TV in her native Australia thanks to a set of fake tits, a hot body and the look of a stripper who doesn’t strip in her eye….who managed to score an invite to some Victoria’s Secret shit the models didn’t show up to in their panties, lingerie, or even bikinis, which just upsets me on all levels, but they did get to have their picture taken with Sophie Turner, so I guess it all works out for them in the end, just as soon Sophie Turner makes a name for herself so these girls know who she is, instead of them thinking she’s just a stripper showing her appreciation for all Victoria’s Secret has done for her career……..so here is Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley being touched by the star of nothing, Sophie Turner. Enjoy.

Here she is in a tight black dress….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2010

19

Apr

Sophie Turner in her Bikini of the Day

I still haven’t figured out who Sophie Turner is, other than the bitch who tried to sue me through her Publicist for calling her a pornstar because she did everything in her power to make us all think she was a pornstar, and by us all, I mean me and the other guy who have ever heard of this bitch. I figure she’s good enough for me to notice since bitch is in a bikini and no bitch in a bikini is too low level for me to notice….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Turner

2010

23

Mar

Sophie Turner’s Tits Distract from her Face of the Day

My last celebrity defamation lawsuit threat came from this bitch, Sophie Turner….who I am sure isn’t legally allowed to call herself a celebrity, but for some reason, I like to call her tits, manages to still get noticed and defended by die heart fans….I wrote that she looked like a pornstar or a whore, which if you I were to ever see her on the street I’d say something like “hey that bitch looks like a pornstar, let’s google pornstars and see if we can find her” but apparently she thought that was worth having her laywer write me a letter about….so when I see pictures of her and her perky fake tits..or her “alledged” fake tits…it reminds me of goodtimes those goodtimes….

So we may not know who she is…but people took pictures at the airport of her so she must be someone going somewhere important to do something important…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sophie Turner|Tits

2010

22

Feb

Sophie Turner Lookin’ Classy of the Day

Sophie Turner’s people cast some kind of spell on me. I don’t know what PR brainwashing they did but it fucking worked, cuz everytime I see her pictures I feel the need to post about her.

For those of you who don’t know, Sophie Turner is some Australian Lawyer who was on some reality show and who is trying to make it in America. She looks like typical trash stripper and pornstar with fake everything, and I called her out on it, something I am sure everyone has done at least once before, but that she pretended to not like, despite the obvious attempt and effort she’s put into lookin’ this way, so I got a fuckin’ lawsuit threat to take down my comments about her lookin’ like a pornstar….

Either way, I thought the whole thing was a fucking joke, I told them off and wrote about it on the site, and now every time I see her pics of her and her obnoxious whore outfits she wears for attention, I can’t help but post the shit, even if they are boring, cliche and only show a little fake tit cleavage. It’s like they’ve cast some voodoo spell on me, so here I am at it again, Sophie Turner lookin’ like a pornstar but not a pornstar, irrelevant and not exciting, but good enough for me to post, cuz they fucking brainwashed me…..Motherfuckers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Sophie Turner|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Sophie Turner Showin’ Off Her Body of the Day

I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar, because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body|See Thru|Sophie Turner|Tits

2009

17

Dec

Sophie Turner is Gonna Sue Me of the Day

So it turns out this Sophie Turner trash is actually a lawyer who just happens to dress like a hooker and not an actual hooker. I assume Australian Law school is easy to get into, since the rest of the locals are too busy fucking kangaroos, crocodiles and tazmanian devils, and apparently she learned in law school that writing that she looks like a trashy pornstar is defamation of character, when I never said she was a trashy pornstar.

So I guess Sophie Turner is trying to manipulate my opinion, even though last time I checked I was allowed to have an opinion. Bitch needs to go back to Australia….

The most annoying thing in all this is her shitty fucking fans, who for some reason think bitch is great, and smart and beautiful, because they are gay and into trannies, or her family and friends who landed here thanks to google because I’m the only idiot who writes about her.

Here’s a letter I got from her PR person, because according to her fans, she doesn’t want anything to do with being famous, having a PR person, attending all the events, getting the paparazzi to take pics of her are all things that aren’t cheap attempts to get noticed….

Hello My name is Devon with Gith Public Relations.

We represent (Actress/Model) Sophie Turner you have posted recently. Sophie Turner is in no way a Adult Star/Actress nor has she ever been.

This is very serious and is a false accusation hence Defamation of character. This is Slander against our client. This needs to be removed immediately and a retraction needs to be posted. 
within 24-48 hours. 

Please remove the words ” Adult film star/actress, Pornstar) from all images you have of her and replace it with Glamour Model, or Australian supermodel
Also notify your all your buyers or subscribers that read your blogs of the corrections so that they change it on their sites as well. Remove all the cookies and the damaging tittle and captions from Google and other search engines! This is a very serious issue and should be given immediate attention. Its really sad that our client has to go through all this turmoil caused by your actions for a wrong tittle and captions.

Please take care of this request immediately
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/12/16/sophie-turner-is-still-trying-to-be-famous-of-the-day/

Note: I HAVE CC’D OUR ATTORNEY ON THIS ISSUE.

Thanks,

Devon Guzzie
Publicist

Gith Public Relations, LLC

Office: (424) 245-4802
Cell: 310-709-2818
Fax: 818.235.0132

This was my response…..

Devon

Re-Read the article – it says she’s not a fucking pornstar, I just thought she was because she is a tacky fake tit whore looking girl…. I can say she looks like shit if I want to, it doesn’t mean she is shit.

I can say she looks like she sucks dicks in truckstops. It doesn’t mean that she does. It is freedom of speech. I have the right to an opinion.

I am not a media outlet. I am a comedy site. Satire. Read my disclaimer. Then fuck yourself.

I’ve been running my site for 5 years, I have been calling these tacky women whores or sluts because I think they dress like whores and sluts for those 5 years. It is in no way defamation of character, it is my opinion.

On a sidenote, if you were to pursue legal action for this, not only will I win, because there is no case, but I will also make sure I walk away with serious compensation for wasting my time and that I ruin this bitch in the process.

This has to be a joke. If so you should work on your comedy routine…

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Seriously, sue me you cunt, you’ve got no case. My site’s had a disclaimer forever, I’m not news, I’m just a guy who calls all girls whores…..

Let’s hope this gets me rich.

I wonder if you can get sued for calling trash like this a dirty fucking cunt…because that’s clearly what her bottom feeding pussy is.

UPDATE – I decided to send them an invoice for my involvement in their publicity stunt.

Posted in:Annoying|Sophie Turner

2009

16

Dec

Sophie Turner is Still Trying to Be Famous of the Day

I wrote this post on Sophie Turner last week, that I ended up deleting because she doesn’t like being called a pornstar and I was at risk of getting sued….

Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey…

For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately. The paparazzi are targeting her. She’s been hitting up events and trying to get LA famous and I’m not quite sure why, but I do know that her strategy is working, not that her strategy is genius, it’s just a reminder that if you show some skin, pay the paparazzi, and attend events, you get noticed…

Pretty simple…you should do it and to get your start, feel free to send nude pics my way to leak for you….I am here to help and I want what is best for you and your future….

So it turns out she’s not a pornstar at all…She is a Glamour Model who looks a lot like one…sorry for the confusion and here are some pics of her trying to get noticed and USA Famous and she’ not looking like a cheap piece of shit pornstar, but like Glamour Model….because apparently there’s a real huge fucking difference…Ugly Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Famewhore|Sophie Turner

2009

02

Dec

Sophie Turner and her Fake Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but I think she’s probably a Pamela Anderson impersonator….or at least a stripper who saw Pamela Anderson get famous in the 90s because of her fake hair and fake tits and figured she could do the same fucking thing easily, all she needed was 5,000 dollars and a bottle of peroxide, but I guess it wasn’t as easy as she thought, because she didn’t anticipate that thousands of other sluts would also take Pam Anderson’s lead and got the fake tits and fake hair and now there’s enough of these bitches to form a fucking army that could take people out with their potent smell of STDs they got trying to get ahead in life…or with their killer blowjob skills they got from all the fucking practice over the decades of trying to be relevant…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fake Tits|Sophie Turner