I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about….

I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with….

I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan…..

But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints…

It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves…

I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.

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The nice thing about Twitter or all social media for that matter is that when no one wants to take pics of you…you can always take pics of yourself….

Sophie Turner….Law School student turned failed Glamour Model no one cares enough about that she was forced to go back to Law School to become an actual lawyer as her back-up plan if modeling didn’t work out for her…which it didn’t…can still take pics of herself worth looking at….cuz she may not be a playboy playmate…and no one may want her awesome body in their magazines…but twitter can’t say no to her….and I don’t mind watching.

Here is her Belly Dancer slut costume that must have gone over well at the Law Office she’s doing her articling at yesterday. All those corporate lawyers with wives and kids must have loved asking her to go over contracts…with promises that one day she’ll be a partner…when all she really wants is magazine covers…

The whole thing is kinda sad…failed dreams…and that’s probably why I like it.

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Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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The lawyer who wants everything in life to not be a lawyer, that was her fall back plan that she never really wanted to fall back on, but was forced to because her model bullshit was just that…bullshit…but with desperation and overall level of bottom feeding pathetic behavior comes “one last go at this I wanna be a Glamour model…thing”….and it came in the form of posting pics of her ass last week….giving her a glimmer of hope that people still care…not that they ever did…but she loves the attention and in turn post more pics of her ass….cuz she’s more than just a girl willing to get half naked for male attention…she’s got a law degree and gets strategy…but more importantly…billing by the hour…

I can’t hate on a girl for trying especially when she doesn’t have to…cuz she’s got a high paying career lined up…that she just doesn’t want to take cuz she prefers seeking approval and “makin’ it”….but she doesn’t “make it” on camera…cuz I guess she’s above doing porn..but not above doing bikini ass shots for twitter…..cuz she’s a fucking lawyer people….

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Sophie Turner is the most ridiculous kind of lawyer who behaves in the most ridiculous and unprofessional way…..and it is all because she didn’t want to be a lawyer….even though she was a lawyer…she instead decided to be a low grade model….doing all she could to get noticed…and it worked a little….it just took a decade before she realized that law was a better option….so she went back to school but is still doing this shit….for attention for the dozen fans she collected over the years….because despite being a lawyer, law represents her failures….

The real issue in all this is why I know this much about her….when I should just be staring at her ass for twitter….

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Sophie Turner is some old washed up nobody who never was….She calls herself a supermodel, even though no one has ever heard of her, I guess she’s more into the fake it til you make it philosophy that if you say it enough and say it with authority and confidence, people will believe you…..She did win a modeling contract she dropped out of Law School for, only to get back into Law School when she realized there was no chance she was ever going to be famous, giving her a hook that she’s a Lawyer who poses half naked, someone I wouldn’t mind having represent me or the site, but she does have a rockin’ body…and she puts it out there on the internet cuz that’s what the internet is for…just one step closer to becoming a cam girl…and that’s good.

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Sophie Turner is some old, washed up, stripper trash who tried really hard to make it, but never quite made it….

Let’s take a look at her bio from her site:

Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children, immersed in a family that practiced the importance of traditional morals and values.

I think that’s all we really need to know about her….and those traditional morals and values, whatever the fuck that mean, involve prostituting herself on the internet, showing off her fake tits…

Her real claim to fame is that she was in law school, but dropped out to pursue her dream of being a slut people jerk off to back in 2001….by 2008, she realized that dream was going no where, so she wen back to school….but as her bio concludes…

Sophie continues to share her star quality with the world at large.

I am always amazed people like this exist….here are her traditional morals and values half naked on the interner via twitter….

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Sophie Turner’s publicist sent me a fake Lawyer’s letter to make me hate her a while ago….pretty much trying to make me retract that Sophie Turner is a pornstar….because based on her look I thought she was a pornstar….when really she’s a Lawyer from Australia who had a reality show career and low level modeling career that gave her an ego to come to America to make a name for herself only to have her whore body, her whore hair, her whore tan and her whoreoutfits confuse us and leave us thinking she’s a stripper or pornstar, but not just any stripper or pornstar, one who is so desperate for cash, she fucks for money in hotel rooms with perverts willing to pay to make her feel wanted on the side…

And who really fucking cares…She’s a nobody and that’s it.

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My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her.

She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done everything in her power to look like a pornstar, from fake tits, to fake ass, to ideally a fake pussy, so you don’t have to get your dick dirty when you pay her the 400 dollars to fuck her on camera….unfortunately she didn’t use a Lawyer for the lawsuit, but instead her PR person, who wasn’t even smart enough to sign off as a fake lawyer, making the whole cry for fame kinda funny….

It’s like she’s an aspiring Shauna Sand….

The most fun fact about Shauna Sand impersonator Sophie Turner is that a model she worked with sent me this email last month that I never bothered with, but it is relevant today:

Hey,
I see that u really hate sophie turner! So let me tell u more about this pornstar-bitch-whore or whatever u wanna call her!!!! She is married and has a child! She just claims to be a fucking single! And she is not 26 years old! HAHA that’s so funny! I TELL U she is 29 years old! She was born 1981! Or yeah and by the way she puts paddings in her butt to make it look bigger….! That bitch is just ridiculous!

Oh shit…Scandal…here she is in a see through dress…showing off her ass….and plastic surgery hacked up whore face…Goodtimes…

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