My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her.

She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done everything in her power to look like a pornstar, from fake tits, to fake ass, to ideally a fake pussy, so you don’t have to get your dick dirty when you pay her the 400 dollars to fuck her on camera….unfortunately she didn’t use a Lawyer for the lawsuit, but instead her PR person, who wasn’t even smart enough to sign off as a fake lawyer, making the whole cry for fame kinda funny….

It’s like she’s an aspiring Shauna Sand….

The most fun fact about Shauna Sand impersonator Sophie Turner is that a model she worked with sent me this email last month that I never bothered with, but it is relevant today:

Hey,
I see that u really hate sophie turner! So let me tell u more about this pornstar-bitch-whore or whatever u wanna call her!!!! She is married and has a child! She just claims to be a fucking single! And she is not 26 years old! HAHA that’s so funny! I TELL U she is 29 years old! She was born 1981! Or yeah and by the way she puts paddings in her butt to make it look bigger….! That bitch is just ridiculous!

Oh shit…Scandal…here she is in a see through dress…showing off her ass….and plastic surgery hacked up whore face…Goodtimes…

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