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2012

25

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Got More Ass Shots for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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