So it turns out this Sophie Turner trash is actually a lawyer who just happens to dress like a hooker and not an actual hooker. I assume Australian Law school is easy to get into, since the rest of the locals are too busy fucking kangaroos, crocodiles and tazmanian devils, and apparently she learned in law school that writing that she looks like a trashy pornstar is defamation of character, when I never said she was a trashy pornstar.

So I guess Sophie Turner is trying to manipulate my opinion, even though last time I checked I was allowed to have an opinion. Bitch needs to go back to Australia….

The most annoying thing in all this is her shitty fucking fans, who for some reason think bitch is great, and smart and beautiful, because they are gay and into trannies, or her family and friends who landed here thanks to google because I’m the only idiot who writes about her.

Here’s a letter I got from her PR person, because according to her fans, she doesn’t want anything to do with being famous, having a PR person, attending all the events, getting the paparazzi to take pics of her are all things that aren’t cheap attempts to get noticed….

Hello My name is Devon with Gith Public Relations.

We represent (Actress/Model) Sophie Turner you have posted recently. Sophie Turner is in no way a Adult Star/Actress nor has she ever been.

This is very serious and is a false accusation hence Defamation of character. This is Slander against our client. This needs to be removed immediately and a retraction needs to be posted. 
within 24-48 hours. 

Please remove the words ” Adult film star/actress, Pornstar) from all images you have of her and replace it with Glamour Model, or Australian supermodel
Also notify your all your buyers or subscribers that read your blogs of the corrections so that they change it on their sites as well. Remove all the cookies and the damaging tittle and captions from Google and other search engines! This is a very serious issue and should be given immediate attention. Its really sad that our client has to go through all this turmoil caused by your actions for a wrong tittle and captions.

Please take care of this request immediately
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/12/16/sophie-turner-is-still-trying-to-be-famous-of-the-day/

Note: I HAVE CC’D OUR ATTORNEY ON THIS ISSUE.

Thanks,

Devon Guzzie
Publicist

Gith Public Relations, LLC

Office: (424) 245-4802
Cell: 310-709-2818
Fax: 818.235.0132

This was my response…..

Devon

Re-Read the article – it says she’s not a fucking pornstar, I just thought she was because she is a tacky fake tit whore looking girl…. I can say she looks like shit if I want to, it doesn’t mean she is shit.

I can say she looks like she sucks dicks in truckstops. It doesn’t mean that she does. It is freedom of speech. I have the right to an opinion.

I am not a media outlet. I am a comedy site. Satire. Read my disclaimer. Then fuck yourself.

I’ve been running my site for 5 years, I have been calling these tacky women whores or sluts because I think they dress like whores and sluts for those 5 years. It is in no way defamation of character, it is my opinion.

On a sidenote, if you were to pursue legal action for this, not only will I win, because there is no case, but I will also make sure I walk away with serious compensation for wasting my time and that I ruin this bitch in the process.

This has to be a joke. If so you should work on your comedy routine…

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Seriously, sue me you cunt, you’ve got no case. My site’s had a disclaimer forever, I’m not news, I’m just a guy who calls all girls whores…..

Let’s hope this gets me rich.

I wonder if you can get sued for calling trash like this a dirty fucking cunt…because that’s clearly what her bottom feeding pussy is.

UPDATE – I decided to send them an invoice for my involvement in their publicity stunt.

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