Sophie Turner bred with a Jonas Brother, but that’s not what she’s jerked off for.

She’s jerked off to becasue she was in Game of Thrones and that was a hit show amongst more than just the nerds who would be into that kind of fantasy shit. It was a hit show amongst the masses and that confused me at the time.

I guess I am just one of those autistic kinds of people who can’t really connect with fantasy stories about castles and dragons in a land far far away. The group of LARPERS who smell like stale cum, snack foods and sadness that were into that kind of thing always threw me off with their awkwardness and anger.

However, in running a perverted site about celebrities, I’ve come to accept the extreme nerd as a friend and for that reason I am sharing one of the women they probably jerk off to, doing something more worthy of being jerked off to than riding dragons….

She’s in lingerie, being a whore in the movies, she’s a tall blonde…so it’s an acceptable presentation of a girl you pretend you’re married to being hot and bothered for you to get hot and bothered to….

I don’t endorse nerd shit, fantasy shit, dragons and shit…but I do endorse half naked celebrities nerds made famous for that shit, when they are getting naked or near naked in less gay ways.

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