Sophie Turner, the Game of Thrones superstar who probably has insanely weird fans because despite knowing Game of Thrones went fully mainstream despite having Dragons you’d expect only the nerds to be into…but that for whatever reason applied to the non-nerds, because maybe we’re all nerds I mean everyone is on their phones and computers all day like fucking Robots….I mean even GOOGLE and basically every website confuses me for a Robot on a daily basis…and I may be a Robot…based on my writing skills, you’d expect this to be put together by some primitive AI tech that makes random words and sticks them together…however I’m not that tech savvy, even though I wish I was cuz that’d be the ultimate troll.
Anyway, Sophie Turner, who I thought just had a kid, has bounced back from having a kid, and is wearing a racy / but dressy outfit, you know the kind you’d want in every board meeting in every corporation across America as more and more women executives take the floor for inclusivity…because being able to jerk off to board meetings is good for business…and not something that should be left in the patriarchal past of corporate meetings that would bring strippers in to liven those boring YEAR END REPORT readings back when people were allowed to be creepy rich pervert power hungry fucks…
So if you’re into Game Of Thrones, tall skinny blondes who have recently pooped out a child, or the Jonas Brothers cuz they are so dreamy….this one’s for you…you specific fucking freak.
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