When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….something I assume is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise” and peace out of the situation….because unlike him….I would know this cunt trapped me….I would realize I was a big star at the top of my game and that no way in hell would a Leno chin like this get spunked up with my seed…..but then again if I was a big star at the top of my game, I would have got a vastectomy, cuz babies are a downer on pretty much every aspect of life…true story…

All this to say, her hormones are making her tits and ass grow….something she’ll probably never bounce out of….cuz that’s just how being a low level actor until landing a way more successful actor….works out….

Good old gold diggin – happens at all levels….

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