Miranda Kerr is so cute and fun and posing with balloons like she’s on set at a tampon commercial…but is probably actually just spoiling her brat kid Orlando Bloom made inside her when not on set at Pirates of the Caribbean….because kids of actors and models are always totally wrecked, given everything and raised in excess with other brats raised in excess that lead to awesome drug addictions and scandals and good times I’d say I was looking forward to….but in reality…I probably won’t be alive then…and the public probably won’t care about where either Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom or their kid is….and really all I look forward to when it comes to Miranda Kerr is some nude fashion shoots….so I can study her vagina lips….whether wrecked by childbirth or not…I’m willing to look close…you know really dig in there and get my hands dirty….

Here she is at the airport:

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