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2013

11

Feb

The Last 500 Years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of the Day

I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you…

ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP

1955 – Betty di Bugnano

1964 – Babette March

1965 – Sue Peterson

1966 – Sunny Bippus

1967 – Lynn Tindall

1968 – Turia Mau

1969 – Jamee Becker

1970 – Cheryl Tiegs

1971 – Tannia Rubiano

1972 – Sheila Roscoe

1973 – Dayle Haddon

1974 – Ann Simonton

1975 – Cheryl Tiegs

1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander

1977 – Lena Hansbod

1978 – Maria Joao

1979 – Christie Brinkley

1980 – Christie Brinkley

1981 – Christie Brinkley

1982 – Carol Alt

1983 – Cheryl Tiegs

1984 – Paulina Porizkova

1985 – Paulina Porizkova

1986 – Elle Macpherson

1987 – Elle Macpherson

1988 – Elle Macpherson

1989 – Kathy Ireland

1990 – Judit Masco

1991 – Ashley Montana

1992 – Kathy Ireland

1993 – Vendela Kirsebom

1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter

1995 – Daniela Pestova

1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks

1997 – Tyra Banks

1998 – Heidi Klum

1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

2000 – Daniela Pestova

2001 – Elsa Benitez

2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi

2003 – Petra Nemcova

2004 – Veronica Varekova

2005 – Carolyn Murphy

2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi

2007 – Beyonce Knowles

2008 – Marisa Miller

2009 – Bar Refaeli

2010 – Brooklyn Decker

2011 – Irina Shayk

2012 – Kate Upton

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