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2013

17

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikinis for VINE of the Day

This is not hot – or erotic.

She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it.

Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life.

Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

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