Sure I prefer looking at her long legs and tiny body walking the streets in heels without a bra on….because that’s kinda her thing.

But I’m good with her self shot pics of her looking like that “crazy” emoticon, you know hat back, tongue out, doin the “Amanda Bynes”….you know pretending to lose her shit.

Not because I like girls who are a little androgynous, not that short hair makes a bitch have testicles, or even make a bitch seem crazy, like she’s losing her mind, despite what they want you to think, but because I like looking at those lips, that mouth, and most importantly that tongue, I’d be totally into shoving up my ass while making her sing Walt Disney Tunes, you know to feel at home and comfortable, like I was one of the execs who gave her her first gig.

All this to say, I’m a fan.

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