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2013

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to give my alcoholism an excuse to exist, you know a reason to drink, otherwise I just feel like a pathetic drunk loser no different than a homeless man, which isn’t far from the truth, but I don’t like admitting that, even if it makes for a good excuse to drink.

Some nights I drink from hard days at the office, other days I drink for sucking at life, many days I drink because my wife is the fucking worst.

Last night I drank for kris from kris Kross, in some day the music died shit. The voice of a generation with one hit. Where he probably ended things because that’s what being kris from kris Kross does to you…

So now Kris Kross is just Kross, and we can finally stop jumping now…we know Kris already did…

Here are some morning links…

Some Chick at a Baseball Game Taking Pics of Her Tits.
GO

Melissa Satta in a Bikini
GO

Here’s a Little Get Lucky Daft Punk Cover Music to Start the Day
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This Morning’s Yoga Break Dance
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Bed of Nails Sandwich
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The AWESOME Origins of Coca Cola
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Check Out X-Tina Aguilera’s 10 Million Dollar Mansion That May Make You Want to K-Fed Her
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The 25 Hottest Import Models on Instagram
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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90 Year Old Does a Double Back Flip
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If you’re losing your hair. This will stop it. Girls will Thank You.
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One Response

  1. MadamMeow says:

    The new song will be Kris Kross will make you, dig! dig!

    What, too soon?

    I’m still trying to figure out if we lost the Mack Daddy or if we lost the Daddy Mack.

    Things that make you go hmmmm.

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