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2013

15

May

Highlight Pictures from the Star Trek Premiere of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Star Trek. I never have. I lived in a foster home as a kid and they always insisted on watching the shit, despite my protests, teaching me that no one cares about the half Mexican kid. Something I’ll always blame Star Trek for….

I do find it funny that all Americans call it Star Track…at least on Pawn Stars…

There was a premiere and these are the 3 hightlights:

1 – Jessica Szhor Wore a See Through to Bra While Lookin like Shit

2- Zoe Saldana – Showed off her Naval Lookin’ Hard Faced

3- Jennifer Morrison Had Back Pimples and I love Back Pimples

4- Maria Menounos Was There….and She Showed Us How Greek She Was With Where She Likes It Put….


That’s all I have to say about that….

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