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2013

29

May

Kelly Brook for AXE of the Day

Kelly Brook is in a new AXE Campaign, because really what else is she capable of doing with herself, it’s not like she’s gonna win an Oscar or some shit, and she’s only got a small window to make money…with her amazing fucking titties…that are really the only reason any of us know who she is…

All I know is that I am sure she wishes she lived in a world with no gravity….to prevent her from sagging into a 40 year old no one cares about.

I didn’t bother watching the clip, because watching commercials for the cleavage is on the lower end of my priority or interest level list, but I am sure you’ll watch it, make it viral and make that rancid spray that I can’t believe any dude would wear, more money than they already make….

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