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2013

21

Jun

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this picture to her instagram – stating that it’s not retouched yet guys…which I translated as “I think I’m hot enough to post my bikini photoshoots to my social media without being retouched like my pig sisters who don’t do anything without running it through our editorial team of handlers”…and I guess my response to that is…what 17 year old body really needs to be retouched when it is in a bikini…I see 17 year olds everyday in their ass hugging, ass cheek exposing shorts, because it is the style, and as shocking as it is that their parents let them out of the house like that, I kinda endorse it cuz it makes the older 23 year old asses a little insecure about their sloppiness, putting the fucking work…squat squat…

The funny thing about Kendall is her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, glad she’s using her resources to change the world, and to not further endorse her own “I’m so hot, people look at me” spoiled brat ego…

PS – There is hope this family goes broke and she does porn by 30….fingers crossed.

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4 Responses

  1. George Motherfucking Jetson says:

    Interesting bikini. Most bikinis I’ve seen are two-piece. This one seems to resemble a one-piece swimsuit.

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  3. Mick says:

    If there ever was an argument for abortion, the Kardashians make it.

  4. cowbulls says:

    I hope that Muslim Obama can’t read my mind like he does all of our e-mails because until she turns 18 what I’m thinking I want to do to Kendall is illegal.

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