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2013

26

Jun

Amy Schumer Disgusting in Full Body Spanx of the Day

I am a joke snob…despite how unfunny you may find me…I find everyone else just as unfunny…

I am sexist and I don’t believe girls should be comedians or making jokes. There are dishes to be done, babies to be changed, and there have been very few who are actually funny, thought provoking or interesting.

The majority just say things a girl shouldn’t say, with little or no thought…are ugly and bitter about being ugly, trying to relate with the pretty girls by pretending they are pretty girls who have pretty girl issues, that I have a hard time believing they actually have.

This AMy Schumer is another new generation comedian, who unlike Joan Rivers, has nothing to fucking offer. Her act is flimsy and just noise, but more importantly, she looks like this DISGUSTING face and body that looks either inbred, product of straight sibling rape…I’ve seen her act, I’ve found her “Roasts” offensive, because anything that comes from an ugly bitch can’t be heard because ugly bitches barely fucking exist and to rebuttal anything she says to dis people like Charlie Sheen or whoever she’s mocking is always gonna be “Bitch, if you’re even a girl, say what you will with your shitty jokes, the fact remains, you look like this and based on that alone, I’ve won”…It’s like she only signed up to do a roast in hopes that it involved eating a roast…

So here she is being funny in a body SPANX, I hate her….She should be funny trying to drown herself for being born so fucking flawed. I mean the real joke is being born to look like this…

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