So this is Amy Schumer, Chuck Schumer’s comedic genius daughter who I don’t find funny, but who the world finds funny, so who gives a shit about what I think, no one gives a shit about what I think…..

She’s trending now because of her banned OSCAR joke about her husband calling going down on her “SQUID GAME”….which I am sure is probably a hell of a lot more demoralizing, but I guess the punchline is “the things people would do for money is pretty fucking sick and twisted” as going down on AMY SCHUMER would be a punishment to anyone at any time….

But yeah, Amy Schumer, the big funny girl is trying to get in on the sexy on social media kick, even when you aren’t sexy at all, because everyone’s a whore, even the uglies…..and this is AFTER SHE HAD SURGERY….cosmetic procedures….and yet still looks like total dog shit….which I guess is a joke in and of itself…FINALLY an Amy Schumer joke I can laugh at.

TRASH….

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Monster Rich Kid turned Top Comedian despite being funny, Amy Schumer, a Ukrainian who I assume is pushing the agenda but I won’t look

was given a career because they needed an obese cabbage patch looking monster to bring shitty jokes to the world…to either normalize obesity, or to downgrade comedy to an unfunny place, because since Amy Schumer has made her millions thanks to the HIVE MIND not knowing what funny is unless they are told by the media or laugh tracks….they can basically throw anyone at the top of the comedy charts….like Pete Davidson, the mind controlled slave who was clearly placed where he was placed by the powers that be, because there’s no reason he’s trending, at least not based on any jokes he’s made…it’s all marketing people..

Anyway, the fucking vile pile of dog shit Amy Schumer has decided now that she’s had tons of plastic surgery that didn’t work, doing some sort of “dance your ass off” since all that surgery hasn’t brought her any ass…..still fat, still vile, and unfortunately ramping up for something I’m sure they have planned for her because all of a sudden she’s out here trying to make noise and get noticed again, forgetting we have enough fat funny chicks in our lives, they’re everywhere….and we don’t need this tramp stamp branded pig with no shame..because everyone sucks her dick…..

Either way, WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAYS, so here’s a bitch pushing some Weight….disgusting.

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I don’t know if FUNNY MAN who isn’t really FUNNY at all, but I guess middle of the road ugly chicks bought into the marketing of her being funny and decided that she was funny because they were told she was funny and that is basically how the entertainment industry works….you know when you hear songs that suck and find out that they are huge hits, or movies that fucking suck and find out that they are huge hits, or see comics like Amy Schumer who fucking suck and find out that they sell out Arenas for their lame jokes…because the general public, probably 80 percent of the general public are brainwashed idiots in a fucking trance…BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT…WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE HERE…..we are collectively confused by pop culture an we unite, all one and a half of us, over that confusing while staring at the tits.

Now, these are the tits that I have no interest in staring at,despite tits being a nice diversion from her CABBAGE PATCH KID face, and HORRIBLE fucking body…it still misses the fucking mark…

I don’t give a fuck about how many TAYLOR SWIFT parties these groupie hack has been to, or how relevant they pretend she is, she’s NOT designed to be in PHOTO or in VIDEO so the fact that she’s in movies, and gets paid for that, not the other way around is fucking mental…it’s a TROLL…It has to be.

Anyway, I saw and linked a story about how she’s super stoked she got her ovaries removed…SO ARE WE…and when getting her ovaries removed she also got LIPOSUCTION…and posted some weird BODYSUIT picture on the beach celebrating her being too fucking lazy to diet and exercise ….when you can be rich and lazy enough to get the fat SUCKED out of you….

Unfortunatley, she didn’t get them to suck the fat out of her pig face…

Unfortunately, she didn’t have the same results as Kanye’s mom when she got her plastic surgery…

You know, because ridding the world of this monster would be a good thing for the future of the people, but instead she’s going viral for being a lazy piece of shit, inspiring the MAJORITY who are also fat to remember their funny girl exists, allowing her to do another cash grab because the cash grab she’s had hasn’t been enough. It is never enough for these people.

Either way, these are old and nasty….have fun…

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I fucking hate Amy Schumer and the idea that two women look like her exist in the world is pretty repulsive in theory, but then I remember that a lot of white women look like this, maybe they’re inbred….maybe we’re in a simulation and they only have so many face combinations available…

She’s a trucker collecting her MONSTER ENERGY fridge and yes, she’s got a tear drop tattoo for running over a pedestrian…women truckers…am I right?

But I fucking love this picture for a lot of reasons…

The first, I need a t-shirt that says “STOP POOPING IN OUR PARKING LOT”….

The second, I need a t-shirt that says “Truckin’ and Fuckin”….

The third, I need a BUSCH Beer fridge for my rig…

I still hate Amy Schumer, but this picture is an American dream and I had to repost it here…

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I’ll just put this up here to remind you that the internet is a terrible fucking place.

I don’t know where this nudity is from, it’s the first time I am seeing it, unless I just blocked it out which is something I would do…

After further research, it’s an HBO MAX docuseries about Schumer’s nasty ass, literally a nasty ass, pregnancy…which I guess is a science fiction movie about human /pig hybrids breeding….you know they made a human ear on a pig’s back but did you know they made Amy Schumer…

I never bought into her hype, her career, her comedy and when she was selling out arenas because she had gone viral and people are sheep who just follow the fucking leader, in part because she’s so fucking sickatating to look at…but because she’s also not very funny….

So let her be evidence that you can game the fucking system, if bitches like this make it in the world, clearly objectifying women or “only hot girls getting ahead” is a fucking feminist lie…

THIS is some real NASTY fucking shit….beyond disgusting…ENJOY!

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Amy Schumer the monster with the monster nipple that matches her big creepy as fucking face…and I am not a fan of hers….she’s a hack, she’s not funny, she’s not cute in the least…

I assume that this is an attempt to make sure no one sees this movie, but I am hoping that no one sees this movie regardless of her nipple, because her in her entirety is shit. Scamming shit that managed to pull off some miracle with weird sex jokes about herself, that I believe because dudes will fuck anything, but that I don’t need to hear about because she’s disgusting and broadcasting it out there is not empowering, like she pretends it is, it’s just her making a joke out of herself, the joke…..to deal with the sadness that comes with being a monster…a rich monster…who will also realize that money won’t fill that void…sending her back to fuck as many dudes as she can to try to fill it, only to fail and eventually kill herself like we all want her to do!! YAY…

The future is bright…

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